Thursday, January 10, 2013


Everyone out there has heard a variation of this old joke at one time or another during their formative years:

Q. Why are toilet paper and the starship Enterprise alike?

A. Because they both orbit Uranus looking for Klingons.

You probably laughed and laughed at this puerile word play. Cause, let's fact it, anything having to do with the butt is pretty funny. Even funnier was to make it an insult by substituting 'your mama's tongue' for toilet paper.

However, being the geek that I am, my first thought upon hearing this joke was, "Hey, there wasn't an episode where the Enterpise fought Klingons in their home solar system. What the heck is he talking about?"

Luckily, it hit me that it was a joke and I had to good sense to just laugh and not voice that thought.

True story.

It is good to be the geekiest Rhino IN THE WORRRLLLD.

What is your geekiest story?

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