Came across (no pun intended) this Demotivational Poster this morning and, whilst it is meant as comedy, there is much truth to be found here as well.
I know that the HLDW* will appreciate receiving athletic equipment for Valentine's Day this year.
She'll be cool with that. After all, my uncanny sense of what she wants is always on target. Isn't it?
Maybe I should tie a rose or two to it. What do you think? I'm a romantic bastard.
Yeah, I'll get her two of these Shake Weight thingys. True love.
I'll let you guys know how this works out ... works out .... get it? Get it?
Whew, I kill me.
It is good to be the Rhino ... and, it'll be even better 6 months after Valentine's Day if I'm lucky.
*Hippie Liberal Douche Wife