Thursday, February 03, 2011

Rhino Love Takes Prep - Valentine's Day Present Option

Came across (no pun intended) this Demotivational Poster this morning and, whilst it is meant as comedy, there is much truth to be found here as well.

I know that the HLDW* will appreciate receiving athletic equipment for Valentine's Day this year.

She'll be cool with that. After all, my uncanny sense of what she wants is always on target. Isn't it?

Maybe I should tie a rose or two to it. What do you think? I'm a romantic bastard.

Yeah, I'll get her two of these Shake Weight thingys. True love.

I'll let you guys know how this works out ... works out .... get it? Get it?

Whew, I kill me.

It is good to be the Rhino ... and, it'll be even better 6 months after Valentine's Day if I'm lucky.

*Hippie Liberal Douche Wife


  1. Uhmmm..I don't remember the title of the episode is, but there was a recent episode of South Park dealing with the shake weight that you'd probably get a kick out of..assuming you like making fun of people and the shake weight.

  2. I predict you will be beaten to death with those weights sometime shortly after 14 Feb

  3. Wolfy - yeah, I saw that.. Hysterical.

    Barnsey - you are probably right. Most likely in my sleep just before she sets my bloody corpse on fire. The HLDW returned from her cruise last night and saw this today.


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