The first of a possible series - Cigar Shop Words of Wisdom.
Overheard today at the cigar shop during a news report about a shark attack (add U.S. southern accent): "Y'all best not forget that the minute y'all walk into the ocean that y'all are no longer at the top of the food chain."
Wise words indeed.
Three words:
ReplyDeleteShark. Fin. Soup.
Here, it's the moment you step off the plane. Stand still for more than ten minutes outside and something will try and eat you.
ReplyDeleteRhino surely you're not scared of jellyfish?
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Box_jellyfish
And they don't even wont to eat you.
lol. Queensland. beautiful one day, trying to fkn eat you the next.
ReplyDeleteUS Southern states, If it aint eating ya, its co's ya covered in fkn oil. Actually reminds me of Alabamas new song, slip slidin away.
I'm gonna file that one away for future reference.
ReplyDeleteRespects,
Murph
On the Outer Marches