Actual conversation with the HLDW*
Rhino, "Honey, have you seen my pith helmet?"
HLDW, "Did you check where you keep the viking helmet? I can't believe I just said that."
Rhino, "Yeah, it isn't there."
HLDW, "I don't know why you need a pith helmet anyway."
Rhino, "What else am I supposed to wear on an expedition?"
HLDW, "I don't know why I ask. And, no, I don't want to know."
Rhino, "Is my kilt back from the cleaners?"
HLDW, "It is hanging in your closet. You know, that magical place where your clean clothes just appears periodically."
Rhino, "Yeah, I love technology. Found it. It was hidden under my 'Soylent Green - It Tastes Different from Person to Person' t-shirt. Thanks sugar."
I live in a very odd world.
* Hippie Liberal Douche Wife