Wednesday, December 28, 2011

The Tooth Fairy

Conversation at the cigar shop today...

Red, (talking about his first child), "Will's got a loose tooth. He's 4."

Rhino, "Isn't that the time it happens?"

Red, "Around 5 or so usually."

Rhino, "Well, he's ahead of the curve."

Larry (whose children are all grown), "Now you get to be the Tooth Fairy."

Red, "I'm not anything with fairy in it."

Demetrious, (who has 5 young children), "You know the haul per tooth is $5.00 these days."

Larry, "If that's the case then I'd pull all of my teeth."

Odd conversations.


  1. Anonymous2:36 AM

    I'd say pulling one's teeth for the short term is a stupid return on a long term investment.

  2. Anonymous4:22 AM

    Anon who said they had to be your teeth?

  3. Bangarrr, I think you just hit on the plot for Stephen King's next novel. Ouch.

  4. Sir Terry Prachett had an excellent take on the tooth fairy in Hogfather.


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