Another Rhino Life Lesson...
If one wakes with morning wood and decides to poke a sleeping HLDW* with it until she awakens and proceeds to ask her, "Do you have some place I can store this?" it will not, I repeat, WILL NOT result in sexy fun time.
I'm a caring and benevolent Rhino and I share this with you to aid you on your path to enlightenment. Some life lessons can be sweet but, as in this instance, they can be painful as well.
Not to mention frustrating.
At least until one takes a shower. A long, long satisfying shower.
*Hippie Liberal Douche Wife