It won't be all fun and games as I'm nothing but an industrious Rhino (that, for the record, DOES NOT SOOK) and I'm sure that I'll try my hand at rolling cigars once again...
"Ummmm, you do know that my normal consulting rate is $150.00 per hour, right?"And, of course, I'll be on the lookout for interlopers and other assorted and sundry miscreant types (read: FERALS) trying to sneak onto the compound...
"Did you say your name was Havock? What the hell kinda' name is that and why the hell were you in my humidor?"But, at the end of the day, I'll probably sit contentedly, sip on a fine beverage, herf a fine stogie and think big thoughts
"Circle of Trust. Yeah, that was a good one. I can't wait till Harry finds out that I've got a TON of pages in the next book. Holy Christ I wish I lived in Australia just to hear his screams. Maybe I should tell him that I've already read the first four chapters. No, that would be cruel. I'll just let him slide for a couple more months. Damn, it really is good to be the Rhino."
So so excellent mate, hope you have a great time in what used to belong to the empire..
ReplyDeleteps great quotes btw!
Oh please, you're off to get your own slave bunnies. We know.
ReplyDeleteGood luck!.
Roll a few stogies for me. Should be a fine time.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a good trip, have fun!
ReplyDeleteMade me laugh - enjoy the trip
ReplyDeleteyeah I chuckled.....then started PLOTTING.
ReplyDeleteHondurarse..WTF, whats the scoop, what ya going to shoot or catch or kill.....
Nice one Pope Rhino 1st.
ReplyDeleteLots of huddled Catholic Masses down that way to spread your words to.
Funny, the Stogies I roll have a different shaped leaf, more sort of Maple like. Must be an Australian thing.
Good Hat!
NBob, are those the ones you grow in the national park? :))
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the trip.
ReplyDeleteHonduras? They've got a government again? I thought it had been permanently destabilized. Oh, wait --- that's Florida.
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