tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6557482.post6934350470430915474..comments2023-10-10T11:32:58.904-04:00Comments on A Memo From the Rhino's Desk: Personal Nightmare That I Hope I Never Have to FaceThe Rhinohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05755278595658181623noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6557482.post-9255622640246260592011-01-15T21:50:02.090-05:002011-01-15T21:50:02.090-05:00I had a Kipling once. No, wait... that was a Kippe...I had a Kipling once. No, wait... that was a Kipper.Big Bad Alhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08068264174422746226noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6557482.post-61174124822378517642011-01-13T23:26:40.595-05:002011-01-13T23:26:40.595-05:00No problems at all, feel free to use my comments. ...No problems at all, feel free to use my comments. Not sure John could work monkey rape into one of his next books but we can only suggest! Perhaps that could be the subject of the first book in the Rhino trilogy: monkey rape occurs and Rhino leads a troop into the jungle to capture and castigate the culprits. Adventure ensues. <br />John could add colour and texture, I am sureStewart Robertsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06399209410328187511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6557482.post-5663090100905331672011-01-13T23:20:35.293-05:002011-01-13T23:20:35.293-05:00Oh, and I will be using your comments to bust Havo...Oh, and I will be using your comments to bust Havock's balls over at the Burger ... I hope that you don't mind. That is one of my chief responsibilities.The Rhinohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05755278595658181623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6557482.post-49951215031455849052011-01-13T23:14:30.331-05:002011-01-13T23:14:30.331-05:00Stewart - Thanks buddy.
Trust me, everyone needs ...Stewart - Thanks buddy.<br /><br />Trust me, everyone needs to worry about monkey rape. Evil little bastards.The Rhinohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05755278595658181623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6557482.post-39257394378011425652011-01-13T22:46:58.290-05:002011-01-13T22:46:58.290-05:00Thank you for explaining. It all makes sense now. ...Thank you for explaining. It all makes sense now. It is a great character, one of his best. I must admit, I have started using "kitty cat" myself as a result. His next trilogy needs to have the Rhino as the lead! You are influencing the world. <br />I will visit again for sure, although I have been worrying about Monkey rape for the last 24 hours after reading one of your posts!Stewart Robertsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06399209410328187511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6557482.post-71812792555294374352011-01-13T22:32:31.180-05:002011-01-13T22:32:31.180-05:00Stewart ... no problem at all. The character was m...Stewart ... no problem at all. The character was modeled on me. Obviously, there are some exaggerations - in real life I'm much more handsome and rugged than the character. <br /><br />Joking aside. In a nutshell: Birmo is a cool guy and I was a regular on The Burger and pretty good at "taking the piss" as they say down there. So when he had the idea for the character he based on my online "persona" (which isn't much of a stretch from real life as the HLDW likes to remind me) and asked me if I had a problem with the Tuckerization. After I said, "DUH", he was kind enough to let me read the early drafts of it and contribute to his "personality". Among other things that's where the line "You don't get these pettin' kitty cats" came from.<br /><br />Hope that answers your question. Feel free to visit again. Always nice to see new faces.<br /><br />R.The Rhinohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05755278595658181623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6557482.post-37711186707205871162011-01-13T21:16:13.426-05:002011-01-13T21:16:13.426-05:00Rhino, as I am new to your blog, and John Birmingh...Rhino, as I am new to your blog, and John Birmingham's, I need to ask what is probably a very silly question: Did he model the Rhino character on you or did you model yourself on the character? Serious question, not meaning to be a smartie hereStewart Robertsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06399209410328187511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6557482.post-91851069148209929102011-01-12T19:46:02.327-05:002011-01-12T19:46:02.327-05:00Hi Kara... thanks for stopping by and posting. Sco...Hi Kara... thanks for stopping by and posting. Scotch is in the bar and cigars in the walk-in humidor. You can even have one of the cubans.<br /><br />R.The Rhinohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05755278595658181623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6557482.post-83775739100179530142011-01-12T19:03:52.842-05:002011-01-12T19:03:52.842-05:00Haha. Hilarious. I haven't delved into Kipling...Haha. Hilarious. I haven't delved into Kipling a whole lot but I have enjoyed what I have read so far.<br /><br /><a href="http://karahoag.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">visions unto myself</a>Kara Hoaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08377041200096389115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6557482.post-75426531908604593012011-01-08T00:36:40.737-05:002011-01-08T00:36:40.737-05:00Bomm tish! Barnes is here all week folks. Try the...Bomm tish! Barnes is here all week folks. Try the veal.Therbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02152748667559020695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6557482.post-8689031480619529272011-01-07T01:48:55.321-05:002011-01-07T01:48:55.321-05:00"Do you like Kipling?"
I don't know..."Do you like Kipling?"<br /><br />I don't know, I've never kipled"Michael barneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08986102144813296339noreply@blogger.com